Very Sketchy

Last night I was jotting down a few ideas I had written in my cell phone on the memo pad. I don't have very good hand writing so this seems to be the best possible method to get down an idea I think to be funny.

Problem is I tend to let these ideas build up without developing them. When I finally get around to writing them I have completely lost the original idea. Last night though for some reason I liked the mix of randomness.

The following are just a few of the entries I had in my phone with no description behind them.

*A former conservative talk radio show host now turned mall piano player performs a Sinatra cover to a small crowd but drunkenly slurs words and mixes in politcal ideology.

(I think I might of actually witnessed this at the Westside Pavillion Mall in the Macy's next to cosmetics but it could have been a dream.)

*Good-time-jacking

(This terrified me when I saw I had this included but I was relived at the few notes I jotted down explaining it: def. stealing a good time from a complete stranger. example; dancing to music coming from a stranger's car, laughing at a inside joke between two people when you are clearly the third, intercepting a cheers by clanging your glass with a group of strangers while they do a toast you are not involved in)

*Extreme Masonic Home Bingo

(No idea. But just think about it and proceed to laugh hysterically.)

* The Terrorist & his Asshole Roomate

(A terrorist plan is thwarted by his inconsiderate roomate who is continually late on the rent and has a habit of peeing in the sink. I actually think this would make a great Michael Bay film if we just throw a chick in there and make it a love triangle.)

* Time Capsule Diaster

(For some reason millions of years after humans are wiped from the face of the planet a time capsule is found from the year 2009. Included is a copy of Maxim, a disc containing every TMZ entry from it's start, The complete series "Love Boat" on DVD and a Snuggie [you know that blanket/robe]. The aliens then decide to put on a play depicting what life was like millions of years ago on earth based upon the only existing knowledge of our species.)

Just a look into what is going on inside my head as I sit on the 405 for hours everyday.

Cheers!