The Problem With Tea Bagging

I am a very patriotic person. I have voted in every election I have been eligible to do so, I make patriot toast in the morning and would push Ann Coulter off a tall building if the opportunity was to ever present itself.

This is one thing I have never done, tea bagged someone. I've done some messed up things in my life but tea-bagging someone (*specifically against their will) is not one of them.

Yes we are in the midst of an economic apocalypse that will no doubt leave decades of debt and strive for our children. So the best defense we as a country can come up with is to teabag our government? Incredible.

The organizers of these "Tea bagging Protests" I'm sure mean well.

But do they not know that the Boston Tea Party of 1773 was in direct protest against the Tea Act the British Parliament was imposing on the colonies? Their beef with King George was over taxation from representatives that they did not elect. We not only elected this guy but we were all giddy girl about it.

The bank bailout, the AIG bonuses, the toxic assets, Jim Cramer and any other problems we are currently facing have absolutely nothing to do whatsoever with tea.

I'm sure some of the same morons throwing tea bags into Boston harbour now were balling their eyes out during President Obama's inauguration.

This is a day I'll never forget. Oh, hold me Billy. I'm just overwhelmed with HOPE!

Fast forward only a few months later.

LET'S TEA BAG THE SOCIALIST SON OF BITCH!!!

Tea bagging is one of the lowest forms of humiliation, next to getting queefed in the face, it's an extremely damaging action. An action taken that is guaranteed not to help us at all.

Then again that would be the American way. God speed.

EDITOR'S NOTE: If you have been living in a cave or are just lame here is the definition to Tea Bagging. http://tea-bagging.urbanup.com/60246