So sleepy, so very sleepy.

Not Pictured: Snarling scary wolf creeping up to devour kitten.

I'm finally back home in my quaint little corner of the city and even though Amsterdam is probably the most beautiful city I've ever seen it's good to be back in Silverlake. It's good to see everything written in a different language, it's still a language I can't even come close to speaking but at least it's familiar.

It's also very nice to have television that makes some sort of sense again. Dutch TV is completely ridiculous. You can be watching a lost episode of Becker then it will without any reason whatsoever cutaway to hardcore porn. Maybe it was actually part of show I don't know because I could never stand more than 45 seconds of Becker. Go to Amsterdam for the picturesque scenery and the uncensored lost episodes of Becker.

I really did try my damnedest to recap each day as I went. As you can see that didn't get that far. I was proud that I was able to recap two days. I didn't really even think I'd get that far. My point is that I have so so so many stories from my trip this past week but my brain is currently just a few molecules away from being petroleum jelly. I would start in and share but I fear my mind grapes will begin to leak out of my ears.

I have lots of hilarious pictures that I will share. (only SFW photos of course) I don't have them yet because I lost my camera and need my buddy to send me the pics. I picked that picture today because 1.) I don't really have to be funny because I have a pic of a cute kitten sleeping and who doesn't love a cute kitten sleeping 2.) This is me today.

As soon as my body has recovered from the extreme sleep loss and I get some vitamins in me (I've been operating on a diet consisting only of falafel and fries with mayo) I'll be ready to bust out some of the magical moments from Amsterdam.

I need to find a job now. I'm completely broke. My Chuck Taylor's smell like deep fried anal leakage. Don't eat yellow snow. Four score and seven years ago Christopher Columbus walked on the moon. Oh man I think I need to go back to bed.

Love & Respect,

Mike James