The worry is that caught in the midst of excavating a real big angry boogie you become distracted causing an accident. Your finger would be thrust deep up into your cranium. Your index finger would be lodged almost to the knuckle up into your skull. Depending on your speed before the collision would depend on any other physical damage but most likely cause of death would be your finger in your brain.
It would also be difficult to explain to loved one and friends. Imagine the wake.
I heard the other person was fine, that it wasn't a high speed accident.
The steering wheel hit his elbow causing him to impale his own head with his finger while digging out a massive green beast.
Wow. Looks like he didn't pick a winner.
That's not funny.
It was too easy.
Moral of the story is...don't pick your nose in traffic.
Happy Easter. Ok.
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